071013 - bye Japan, hello shitty world..

Yo. I'm at HK airport now. And not being in Japan has allready shown to be harder than i
expected. I went to the travelers lounge for a nap-bath-internet connection-massage.
The first obstacle was the desk. I knew i wouldn't have to count on the usual "irashaimasen!
(welcome)" But i was awestruck that the guy behind the desk didn't bother to smile or greet me.
He merely gave me the shortest answer possible and rushed me in any direction he would see fit.
I'm still processing the lack of politeness i was so accustomed to in Japan.

Then there was the massage. This really pretty girl put me face down on a massage chair and i
was like "ooh this is gonna be good". I think that as soon as i couldn't see what was going on,
she tagged Hulk Hogan who did constant elbow drops aiming to dislocate my spine and replace it
with the splinteres of my skull. Then the girl came back for 5 min. after which she switched with
some shady general from Guantanamo Bay. At this point i was allready to spill any secret i have
ever known. After it was all done, the girl was there again without any pro wrestlers or
American Gestapo officers. I thanked her and crawled to a save corner of the building for an
internet connection.

Yes.. well let say the Shinkansen is to an infant what internet in Japan is to internet in
Hong Kong (or at least the airport):
One is cutting edge technique at ridiculous speeds. The other one just burps and shits.
I hope you understand what i'm getting at..

Also, i need to prepare myself for next year. I may go to Canada by then, but that depends on..
stuff..

 - Jermain
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Update:

ATM i'm waiting for the plain to the netherlands and it SERIOUSLY sucks sonkey wang. The last
thing i want to do right now is go back. So one of the few things i can use right now is being
surrounded by a herd of dutch people :(
The more and more i can hear them talk dutch the less i feel like i'm away from it. And its
allready bad enough to be on my way back. In fact going TO the Netherlands isnt even the worst
part. The worst part is going AWAY from Tamae. Man i hope we can go to Canada next year. I
really really hope the year will pass fast. Well,.. i've had a holiday without regrets. Right
now the least i can do is to have the rest of the year without regrets as well. Ganbatteru!

 - Jermain
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 - This sucks.. i traded a great window seat with some claustrofobic woman, now im inbetween
two men who are asleep, so u cant go to the toilet. The battery of my laptop is at 50% and i
dont even have room to type this out decently.. So im keeoing this short: suckage!

 - Jermain
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